No Way, No How!

I have made a parental decision and since I have decided it, than it is to be.......I WILL NOT escort any of my daughters to any function on a Saturday at 5:45 AM!!!! No way, no how! I don't care if they are receiving an award from the President of the USA. Take a picture and show it to me at a more reasonable hour, thank you. Wheezer, god bless that poor girl's heart, is participating in Science Olympiads this Saturday and they are to meet at the school at 5:45 AM! HA- not this parent! The parents then need to car pool the kids to UNCC! Double HA! Oh wait, we can car pool.... oh, I see..... the other parents have gotten first dibs on not going! That leaves my child and 3 others without a ride.(we can never say NO to an academic endeavor)TRIPLE HA!!! The way I figured this one; since I am camping with same child, I get a free pass on this Saturday deal. Not too mention, I birthed her WITHOUT DRUGS and on the bathroom floor, breastfed her at all hours of the night, and I get all the teen angst thrown at me. That leaves me out, Big Guy in. Besides, we have a camcorder and camera, send me the photos, AFTER 10:00 AM, thank you.